"Good intentions will always be pleaded for every assumption of authority ... the Constitution was made to guard against the dangers of good intentions. There are men in all ages who mean to govern well, but they mean to govern. They promise to be good masters, but they mean to be masters." - Noah Webster

"There is no worse tyranny than forcing a man to pay for what he does not want just because you think it would be good for him."
-- Robert A. Heinlein

Sunday, June 12, 2011

We've Got To Stop Rudolf McGillicuddy

Who is Rudolf McGillicuddy you ask?  I'm not sure.

But let's say that he might be running for president of the United States in the near future.

A lot of people don't like him for some reason or other.  He's got no real chance of winning.  He demonstrates that he has a firm grasp of the issues and is a fast learner, but he talks with an irritating nasally kind of voice.

He has no gravitas or real relevance in the world of politics.  So, there's just no way in hell he could get elected as president.

He has no real skeletons in his closet.  He basically speaks his mind and speaks the truth, and seems to share a lot of the same values as people who live in fly-over country.  It would be stupid for his party to back him to run for president of the United States because he would surely lose to Barak Obama.

Therefore, I am calling on all of you people out there to help investigate this guy.  Help read all of his emails for the last five years.  Go through his garbage.  Yes, I mean literally.  Camp outside his house and collect the bags and look through them and see if he's got any incriminating evidence that might show that he's not qualified to run for president.

Once we accomplish this, we need to then move to expose the Easter Bunny for being the fraud that he is.  We need to make sure that voters are aware that the Easter Bunny does not actually lay colored eggs and hide them for children to find.

We at the ComPost Files are not sure whether or not the Easter Bunny is considering a run for the presidency of the United States, but we feel that it's best we not take any chances.

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